But is it “sure thing”

or “sure, thing”

spr-ngfever:

buttslikehouses:

34choco:

How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church

i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc

this is really great omg

(via guy)

vegraptor:

colonelswag:

i don’t know why i laughed so hard but

buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID

vegraptor:

colonelswag:

i don’t know why i laughed so hard but

buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID

(via notacitizenfuckinerased)

bkrby8036:

bonofosho:

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

aka don’t be a dick

it’s the same message and yet we have had wars about religions for hundreds of years

bkrby8036:

bonofosho:

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

aka don’t be a dick

it’s the same message and yet we have had wars about religions for hundreds of years

(Source: nothinglikeinthemovies, via notacitizenfuckinerased)

hyper-muse-music:

my new favourite game at parties:

first play something like panic station. when your friends ask you what it is you say “oh it’s just this band called muse”

THEN, then you play something like execution commentary and right after that you hit them with piano thing or exogenesis.

then when they ask who it is and you say it’s the same band you just sit back with your drink and enjoy the silence of several brains simultaneously halting, regressing and melting into oblivion

(via captainmorganized)

I like to imagine he’s receiving a blowjob off camera

(Source: buckysdildo, via thorodinbro)

susanforemanbackstrom:

lionessdonotweep:

Happy day of the assassination of the archduke Franz Ferdinand! :)

image

history tumblr ppl rock

(via bassgirl27)

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via lifefiberz)

dragonmoose:

smalltownsylveon:

sherlockdc:

HNG.

He went from Andrew Scott to Moriarty in .5 seconds.

YOU CAN PHYSICALLY SEE HIS EYES LIGHT UP WITH THE CRAZY

(Source: , via balaylee)

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make


She must have been reNOUNed for them

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

She must have been reNOUNed for them

(Source: trexjose, via freezeepop)

Tags: im so sorry

demonologys:

you people should  learn about the goetic demons like for example:

image

this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him

whats not cool about an owl demon

I’m going to summon him in my Astronomy class tomorrow, I’ll tell y’all how it goes

(via freezeepop)

"BRUH"

— WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

(Source: isnowfairy, via oliveoilcorp)

Tags: jessica

muserinastrangeland:

brianscox:

hlaar:

So I’ve heard somebody wanted to see a gif of that moment when Brian Cox was ran over by Stephen Hawking. Here it is, I hope it loads.

cried

ASDGHKLL OH MY GOD

I already reblogged this but I’m rereblogging it

muserinastrangeland:

brianscox:

hlaar:

So I’ve heard somebody wanted to see a gif of that moment when Brian Cox was ran over by Stephen Hawking. Here it is, I hope it loads.

cried

ASDGHKLL OH MY GOD

I already reblogged this but I’m rereblogging it

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

(via guy)

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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(via resentstatusquo)