muserinastrangeland:

I’m trippin like tryptophan

that’s how trippin I be

I’m as high as my fever

arahella:

lucid-being:

abchannahxyz:

arahella:

u can’t spell disappointment without men

God bless this post.

Big fucking surprise. Tumblr starts off acknowledging some shitty stuff men do, but it’s no longer subtle acknowledgement and it’s a blatant “all men are disappointments”
Congrats, Tumblr. You’ve once again managed to completely skip the middle ground and gone to the extreme.

oh my god. oohhhh my goddddd. OHHH my god. ohh my GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

No my god

(via h8hysteria)

I’m trippin like tryptophan

that’s how trippin I be

jeanmarcoing:

nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI

(Source: seaprincefukami, via freezeepop)

queenhyrule:

gotta save hyrule, but first let me take a #selfie

(via freezeepop)

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

image

(via goddamn-strop)

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

(via stupid-sexy-turner)

I’m beginning to feel like my emotions are a lie again

I should do math

that always helps

surprises:

how to get over a crush

  • imagine them in a fedora
  • ur welcome

wtf that makes it worse

Fedoras are sexy

(via stupid-sexy-turner)

evilapprentice:

thetrickstergoddess:

evilapprentice:

thetrickstergoddess:

women are fucking dying for catholicism due to not being able to get abortions in ireland, take texas and your whole fucking country and shove it up your worthless arse

Clearly, the person who said…

Why the fuck do you people not care about all the babies that die as a result of abortions?

(I’m probably going to get asked to leave Tumblr for saying that *sigh*)

(Source: josiephone)

I heard that taking selfies is a cool thing to do now

So I took some now

Apparently people like selfies now

gayobamafanfiction:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

men can’t get wet their hydrophobic feathers make sure water just rolls off their backs

(via killbenedictcumberbatch)

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

(via twotwentyonebbakerst)